If I had a brand new pickup
If I had a brand new pickup
If I had a brand new pickup
I'd finally get a date
Aqueduct outside of town
About a thousand wait
To see the boys play chicken
Burning rubber, driving straight
Cry for last week's winner
Thanks to Duke, he's got no brakes
If I had a brand new pickup
If I had a brand new pickup
If I had a brand new pickup
I'd stay out real late
I've gotta raise a little cash
Trade in my bug for a new ride
Get myself a shiny gun rack
They'll all drool as I drive by
Testosterone is rising
I see myself riding high!
If I had a brand new pickup
If I had a brand new pickup
If I had a brand new pickup
I'd be a real bitchin' guy!